Murmur to the Districts is now a blog both about my random thoughts AND funny English! Yes... as you do not know, I correct senior high school students' English essays for a partial-living every weekend (in Taiwan). I love the job... and one of the perks is cracking up whenever I (or my co-workers) come across one of these "gems." Read for yourself and enjoy!

The name, "Murmur to the Districts" was invented by one of these very students.

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

English Murmur #7

Part of the answer of one high school student when posed the question, "Would you rather be a celebrity, or an ordinary person?" HAHAHA...

"And I will not be pested by paparaze on my way home. Further more, I will not hit the head lines when I have affair."

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

English Murmur #6

"I am a fat girl that I don’t like to exercise everyday."

Sunday, June 8, 2008

English Murmur #5

"When I was ten years old, my parents took me to swim. Unfortunately, I drown."

Saturday, June 7, 2008

English Murmur #4

"I wish I can be thinner that every will change their mind and be easier to know the inside of me."

Thursday, June 5, 2008

English Murmur #3

"He has a heavy body, kind face, soft voice, and a hearty heart."

Monday, June 2, 2008

English Murmur #2

"I know their hamburger are very huge, so I want to go to America. I want to eat it."

English Murmur #1

"But I am more fortunate than those children who have to eat human beings to survive."