Part of the answer of one high school student when posed the question, "Would you rather be a celebrity, or an ordinary person?" HAHAHA...
"And I will not be pested by paparaze on my way home. Further more, I will not hit the head lines when I have affair."
Murmur to the Districts is now a blog both about my random thoughts AND funny English! Yes... as you do not know, I correct senior high school students' English essays for a partial-living every weekend (in Taiwan). I love the job... and one of the perks is cracking up whenever I (or my co-workers) come across one of these "gems." Read for yourself and enjoy!
The name, "Murmur to the Districts" was invented by one of these very students.
Showing posts with label engrish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label engrish. Show all posts
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
English Murmur #6
"I am a fat girl that I don’t like to exercise everyday."
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Sunday, June 8, 2008
English Murmur #5
"When I was ten years old, my parents took me to swim. Unfortunately, I drown."
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Saturday, June 7, 2008
English Murmur #4
"I wish I can be thinner that every will change their mind and be easier to know the inside of me."
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Thursday, June 5, 2008
English Murmur #3
"He has a heavy body, kind face, soft voice, and a hearty heart."
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Monday, June 2, 2008
English Murmur #2
"I know their hamburger are very huge, so I want to go to America . I want to eat it."
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English Murmur #1
"But I am more fortunate than those children who have to eat human beings to survive."
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